Monday, September 29, 2008

Oh jesus I took the wrong pair of pants to work with me... I took my svelt young brother's 32 waist corduroys, and while I'm proud that I can fit into them, it feels like my lower half is trapped in the mouth of a giant snake, and my kidney's are starting to shut down. I've just been chilling for the past hour or two on facebook with my pants wide open, wearing an untucked cowboy shirt draped over my open fly.

"Now that Bryan, he's a real straight shooter..."

[i walk by in a wife-beater and track pants]


I'm actually curious what I have to do to get fired now (short of necrophilia) so I'm watching some amazing Busta Rhymes videos, among which, visually, and conceptually, this is the greatest.





Go to this, buy EP, Errand Boy remix of "Oceans" lies therein.

3 comments:

narrators said...

hahahaha, amazing

can't wait for that ep

Adam said...

Me either-
having the wrong pants sucksss :(

no-face said...

Check out the band Efterking, particularly the album Tripper (I can hook you up with rapidshare if you need, although, I think you're an internet superstar and will have no trouble), I think you would really like it. Wrote this on blogspot because it's way cooler than some other sites...